A New Gift Idea
So if you know me, you know by now that random thoughts just pop into my head, completely unexpectedly and unexplained. If you didn’t know that, SURPRISE, you’re about to get a perfect example of such a case.
Last night, my friend Tara’s message was “I’m around…leave one” . So me smartass that I am, typed in the message boxed “farts and runs…you to leave one.” Yeah, I know, kinda childish, but that’s the person I am at times. If you think that’s childish, then don’t read any farther, because I’m about to be me at my finest.
Today, again, her status message said leave one…so immediately I thought about the fart in the message box, when it hit me. I’ve come up with a great gift idea for those you would rather punch in the mouth than look at!
A fart in a box!
Now hear me out, think about this one. Someone royally pisses you off, and you want to get back at them somehow. Enter Fart in a box. You mail it off, with no return address, and when it arrives, the person shakes it, curious as to what it might be. Upon opening it, there is a loud fart sound accompanied by a noxious smell. As they stand there gagging, wondering who could have possibly sent something so foul, you’ll be at home, laughing your ass off at the thought of it all.
Man, I should so get this patented.
LMAO!
I was just reading my myspace blog, since I haven’t in a while, and I want to copy all of my poems off there and get them on here before somethng happens to them…I know I’m paranoid…anyway…here’s one of my greatest hits.
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Current mood:  bouncyafter the seriousness of yesterdays blog, I figured I’d try to make yall laugh….here goes I Believe…. that Emily’s Toybox is THE premiere indie band in central Pa. (by the way guys..your dicks smell like chapstick…sorry, inside joke among ETB fans) to spin off something Larry the Cable guy once said..I believe that Jeff Hardy should be one of Baskin Robins 32 flavors…and should also be available in a twist form with his brother Matt. I believe… that the young kids running around listening to My Chemical Romance need to listen to the Ramones and the Sex Pistols before they call themselves punk. that “rock and roll all nite” should be declared the national anthem and it should be against the law to listen to Kenny Loggins. that if men are attracted to trashy women, they should have no problem with taking the garbage out. I believe… that every woman should have a sex toy that resembles Gene Simmons tongue, and every man should have a blow up doll that looks like Paris Hilton. due to the fact that I recently heard my 12 year old daughter describe a man as HOT…(he was but that’s beside the point) I believe that any child under the age of 15 who says such things should be locked in an attic till the age of twenty…whereby they may have their first date…aided by a chastity belt. I believe… that it should be government mandated that every household has a cost-free dsl line. (even those of us who include such phrases as across down the township road, across the tracks, or go more than a mile on the dirt road) and lastly… I believe that if you didn’t vote, ya have no right to bitch about elected officials, and if ya did…please click Here to complain to the appropriate source. (Note..that link takes you no where..pretty much where complaining to anyone in office gets ya.) |
