A New Gift Idea
So if you know me, you know by now that random thoughts just pop into my head, completely unexpectedly and unexplained. If you didn’t know that, SURPRISE, you’re about to get a perfect example of such a case.
Last night, my friend Tara’s message was “I’m around…leave one” . So me smartass that I am, typed in the message boxed “farts and runs…you to leave one.” Yeah, I know, kinda childish, but that’s the person I am at times. If you think that’s childish, then don’t read any farther, because I’m about to be me at my finest.
Today, again, her status message said leave one…so immediately I thought about the fart in the message box, when it hit me. I’ve come up with a great gift idea for those you would rather punch in the mouth than look at!
A fart in a box!
Now hear me out, think about this one. Someone royally pisses you off, and you want to get back at them somehow. Enter Fart in a box. You mail it off, with no return address, and when it arrives, the person shakes it, curious as to what it might be. Upon opening it, there is a loud fart sound accompanied by a noxious smell. As they stand there gagging, wondering who could have possibly sent something so foul, you’ll be at home, laughing your ass off at the thought of it all.
Man, I should so get this patented.
