Oh Baby?

May 24, 2010 at 7:45 pm (A little humor, Manic Monday) (, , , , )

Two North Carolina surgeons were issued official “letters of concern” in January for a 2008 incident in which they performed a C-section on a woman who was not pregnant. (They relied on an intern’s confused diagnosis and followed an ultrasound with no heartbeat and several obviously failed attempts to induce labor.) [WTVD-TV (Raleigh-Durham), 4-1-10]

Can someone please tell me what’s wrong with this picture?  Really? Really? No one had a clue that this woman wasn’t pregnant?  Lets take a peek inside what must have gone on in that ER. 

Doctor: “What’s the complaint, Richards?”

RN: “She was complaining of stomach pain before she blacked out.  By the way, you were wonderful in the closet earlier,Doctor”

Doctor: “Yes, I was, I have a spectacular penis”

2nd RN: “Ummm…She’s alfully fat, maybe she’s pregnant.”

Doctor: “There’s no heartbeat on this ultrasound, damn it Richards, we need to save this baby!  someone complement my ass while I run to the phone!” *runs*

2nd RN:  “He does have a rather nice ass, doesn’t he?”  *turns to first RN, leans on the patient*   ”So what are your plans tonight.”

Doctor, rushing back: “No time for that, we need to save this baby before my 5 o’clock tee time”

I could go on, but it’s getting out of hand already don’t you think?  The point is, I’ve been in enough E.R.’s to know that this could happen anywhere.  I personally have been handed someone else’s prescription multiple times, had a doctor attempt to examine my foot when the problem was in my stomach (thank heaven I didn’t have these doctors).   The hospital systems may be overworked, but there is no excuse for a unnessisary surgery such as this one.    For fuck’s sake didn’t anyone think to do an internal on this woman?  Five lousy minutes could have saved everyone, especially the woman involved a whole lot of time,  pain and aggravation.

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