I’ll buy that for a dollar!
Seriously, that’s all I’d give for this one!
AMITYVILLE, N.Y. (AP) — The house made famous in the 1979 film The Amityville Horror is up for sale in New York — ghosts not included.The five-bedroom Dutch Colonial went on the market Monday for $1.15 million.
The Oscar-nominated film is based on the story of the Lutz family’s brief stay in the house in 1975 after six members of the DeFeo family were shot and killed as they slept in the home. Eldest son Ronald DeFeo Jr. was convicted of the murders.
You’ve got to be shitting me. I’m not sure what else to write other than that one sentence, so I’ll say it again. You HAVE GOT to be SHITTING me!
Lets look at the plus side:
The furniture would rearrange itself. “Oh look honey, they knew I wanted the couch on that side of the room!”
The closets would come with their own personal night-light. “Mommy, I’m scared.” “Don’t worry darling, the light is only the beasts of hell.”
If you’re husband’s not in the mood, don’t worry, someone is. “Not tonight dear, I worked late.” *Closet door opens, bed creaks* “OH MY, you animal!”
The Negative
You suddenly realize those voices in your head, aren’t just in you head. “Dear would you please tell the kids to quit playing demonic monopoly.” “Really, you hear that too? I thought my meds stopped working.”
The walls ooze slime or blood. “Mom, our demonic nanny’s on th rag again!”
The demon that crawls into bed with you accidently ass-rapes your husband. “Honey, I told you I’m no into that anymore!”
Worse yet, he likes it. “Oh honey, use the big dildo!”
Amy said,
May 31, 2010 at 12:41 pm
BRILLIANT!
Brian said,
May 31, 2010 at 12:44 pm
You’re so twisted. Love ya!